To all Facebook wankers

Who gives a damn about you being in that restaurant/cafe/museum/concert or whatever? Letting everybody know where you are is as interesting as saying you go to the fucking toilet…

Nobody gives really a shit about your fucking crap.

Have a little dignity as to keep your experiences to yourself.

HAVE A LIFE FOR A CHANGE

Watch out for prefixes

In the bus station.

He was admiring her beautiful figure.
He started chatting her up, and while voraciously checking
her behind he asked her:

“Do you have Assbook…Sorry, I mean Facebook”

You should have seen her face. And his 😛

I had to hide behind the tree laughing my wits off.

After all, WTF…Facebook, Assbook – it´s all the same, isn´t it?