I am not afriad to fucking lose it all

Every single moment can be the perfect one to die or live…

Watch out for prefixes

In the bus station.

He was admiring her beautiful figure.
He started chatting her up, and while voraciously checking
her behind he asked her:

“Do you have Assbook…Sorry, I mean Facebook”

You should have seen her face. And his 😛

I had to hide behind the tree laughing my wits off.

After all, WTF…Facebook, Assbook – it´s all the same, isn´t it?